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May 23 2018

ewonenaellav:

when i’m on a walk and I glimpse a gnome scurrying into the underbrush

jembers:

pinkmarco:

*In the middle of the big alien battle*

Erik Killmonger: [ Naruto running on the battlefield absolutely thriving]

Peter Parker, fellow anime enthusiast: Oh my god, oh my god, oh my god this is the best thing ever [proceeds to join him]

Drax, thinking it’s some sort of attack formation: [also joins]

May 22 2018

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hawkfurze:

Every time Vulpes goes to the Strip.

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nest:

clairidryl:

Dr Kill

that’s a tiny pistol he is holding

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probablybadrpgideas:

take inspiration from Tchaikovsky and have your bard use 21 cannons as instruments.

andy-the-anon:

weepycat:

things that 15 year old me did sophomore year that my southern-bred god-fearing conservative christian teachers Did Not Like

  • teacher refused to let me sit backwards in chairs. i made a point to sit backwards in chairs until she told me to stop, and then id manspread as much as possible. (semester one.)
  • teacher got onto my friend and gave her a panic attack over her newly dyed hair. i told her my friend putting red streaks in her hair was no different than her removing the grey streaks from her hair. got sent outside. (semester one)
  • teacher told me my bra strap was showing. took my bra off in class and put it in bag. was sent to principal’s office. mother was called, although she only muffled her laughter over the telephone. (semester two)
  • [to homophobic teacher who disliked my mothers] “what language is gaelic from? gayland?” “that’s where my moms are from, ma’am.”
  • teacher claimed i was lying about moving to uruguay and tried to force me into sitting in a personal meeting about my future classes and goals. told her to “sign me the fuck up for underwater basket weaving” and got sent outside. (semester two)
  • was told by teacher that “ladies should not say they have to pee. try ‘can i use the restroom’ instead” replied with “alright. i gotta piss like a racehorse. can i use the restroom?“ (got sent outside. again. semester two)
  • was told to “smile, you’ll look nicer” by a 6′0″ male coach i did not know. when he blocked my entrance out of the classroom until i smiled for him, i said “shove it straight up your ass,” before elbowing him in the ribcage, ducking under his arm, and running for it. skipped class in that building for a week. (semester two)
  • hopped a fence to catch my bus and flipped off an ancient male history teacher when he shouted at me to come back. he threatened to find me again. he never found me. 

An inspiration.

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patientno7:

BNHA comic

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lmaonade:

i truly, without even a smidgen of irony, love the state of video game media

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vriskanon:

wizardshark:

vriskanon:

🅱️LIZZARD 🅱️LEASE

HOLY FUCK BLIZZARD HOW COULD YOU NOT INCLUDE THIS

The thing that gets me about this

The thing that really GETS ME GOING IS

Each sentence is so much wilder than the last

“A female russian hero” Yes good

“She would be riding a bear and duel-wielding AK47s” FUCK YES that’s some wild fucking shit

“Her ultimate would be for the bear to also pull out dual AK47s”

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ballsballsbowls:

catsuggest:

cat: *apex predator with over 2,900 confirmed kill*

humaine @ cat:

probably-voldemort:

Mom: “They’re cute.  I’d put them in a boat.”

Me: “What?”

Mom: “Isn’t that what it’s called?  When you think people would be good together?  They’re on a boat?”

Sister: “You mean you ship them?”

Mom: “Is that it?  I knew it had something to do with boats.  I ship them.”

May 21 2018

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allmyvault:

Nick, my dude, you got this.

collegiatitanica:

op keeps hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and hackin’ and whackin’ and smackin’ and chopping that meat but go off I guess

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Casual reminder that to this day, literally NOBODY has really been far even as decided to use even go want to do look more like.

trashboat:

real-live-dragon:

klubbhead:

slav-one-squatting-by:

klubbhead:

WHY AREN’T WE TALKIN BOUT THISS???

What the fuck does this even mean

if anyone was wondering what dissociatingfeels like

this is literally the shit I hear when people say things to me

rowdyravens:

Piece of media: here’s a female assassin

Me: nice

Piece of media: she kills her marks by seducing them and-

Me: *already asleep*

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